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Writings and Contact
Jim Bernheimer's Writing Credits
Novel Length: (Available in paperback and electronic formats)
Horror, Humor, and Heroes - released 02/17/2009 from Jim's EJB imprint. 198 pages. See the welcome page for other availablity. A collection of 12 short stories, 1 novella, and 1 novel preview. There's a little something in this book for fantasy, science fiction, and dark humor fans.
Dead Eye: Pennies for the Ferryman - released 05/18/2009 from Gryphonwood Press. See the cover art below from Shannon Farrell. Mike Ross is an injured US Army Vet struggling to get his life back on track. A donated cornea triggers his own latent abilities and he is drawn into a world he never knew existed.
Spirals of Destiny Book One: Rider - released 05/14/2010 from Gryphonwood Press. Kayleigh Reese is a young woman with a bond to a battle-weary unicorn named Majherri. Join them on their epic quest.
Horror, Humor, and Heroes Volume 2 - New Faces of Fantasy - released 12/04/2010 by Jim's EJB imprint. This anthology was edited and published by Jim with his story My Mace Craves Blood along with a dozen other stories from up and coming fantasy writers.
Confessions of a D-List Supervillain - released 04/10/2011 from Jim's EJB imprint. Exploding from the pages of the original Horror, Humor, and Heroes is Mechani-Cal's full length novel adventure. The original five chapters are there with an altered ending and then seven additional chapters of frantic adventures.
Coming soon -
Dead Eye 2: The Skinwalker Conspiracies - Summer 2011 from Gryphonwood Press. Mike's journey continues! This time he is headed to the southwest to search for answers to questions raised at the end of Pennies for the Ferryman. Malicious spirits will stand in his way and danger lurks around every corner.
Spirals of Destiny Book Two: Sorceress - Fourth quarter 2011 from Gryphonwood Press. Kayleigh and Majherri are separated and their world teeters on the brink of war as the young rider must master the powers awakened in her and prepare to face her destiny. The battle scarred unicorn must now struggle against forces attempting to control him as he travels down a dark path.
Short Fiction:
1) Reality Bites! - released on 06/25/2008 in audioformat at Norm Sherman's Drabblecast. Mr. Merrill has a problem. He's a vampire and he's trying to get his life insurance company to pay up.
2) Cookie? - released on 10/15/2008 in audioformat at Norm Sherman's Drabblecast. Little Beth makes a cookie that people will do anything ... absolutely anything for.
3) Rob's Last Day - released on 11/01/2008 at www.everydayfiction.com. We've all had a job like this growing up and we've all wanted to say what's on our mind. This is what can happen.
4) Existence - released on 02/26/2009 by Gryphonwood Press. Horror from the second person point of view. Become a cursed immortal swamp monster and learn what it is like to have your wish granted. Also available at Smashwords in e-book format.
5) A Sharp Mind - released on 04/01/2009 by Necrotic Tissue. This is their last free pdf version before they go to a paying format. Learn what it really takes to survive the zombie apocalypse.
6) Fate's Heavy Hand - released 07/20/2009 by Editors Unleashed and Smashwords. This is an anthology containing 40 flash fiction stories. Jim's story reads like a complete novel crammed into a thousand words!
7) Micro Flash Fiction - released 03/15/2010 by Bryce Beattie. This magazine contains Jim's "slice of life" story Background Check and a 140 character microshort as well.
8) Caves of Gold - released 11/29/2010 in The Scroll of Anubis from Library of the Living Dead Press.
Coming soon -
9) Beast Number 27 - Scheduled to appear in Zombology IV from Library of the Living Dead Press. Release Date TBA.
10) The Two-Ply Survival Strategy - Scheduled to appeare in The Moron's Guide to the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse from Library of the Living Dead Press. Release Date TBA.
Novel Length: (Available in paperback and electronic formats)
Horror, Humor, and Heroes - released 02/17/2009 from Jim's EJB imprint. 198 pages. See the welcome page for other availablity. A collection of 12 short stories, 1 novella, and 1 novel preview. There's a little something in this book for fantasy, science fiction, and dark humor fans.Dead Eye: Pennies for the Ferryman - released 05/18/2009 from Gryphonwood Press. See the cover art below from Shannon Farrell. Mike Ross is an injured US Army Vet struggling to get his life back on track. A donated cornea triggers his own latent abilities and he is drawn into a world he never knew existed. Spirals of Destiny Book One: Rider - released 05/14/2010 from Gryphonwood Press. Kayleigh Reese is a young woman with a bond to a battle-weary unicorn named Majherri. Join them on their epic quest.Horror, Humor, and Heroes Volume 2 - New Faces of Fantasy - released 12/04/2010 by Jim's EJB imprint. This anthology was edited and published by Jim with his story My Mace Craves Blood along with a dozen other stories from up and coming fantasy writers.Confessions of a D-List Supervillain - released 04/10/2011 from Jim's EJB imprint. Exploding from the pages of the original Horror, Humor, and Heroes is Mechani-Cal's full length novel adventure. The original five chapters are there with an altered ending and then seven additional chapters of frantic adventures. Coming soon -
Dead Eye 2: The Skinwalker Conspiracies - Summer 2011 from Gryphonwood Press. Mike's journey continues! This time he is headed to the southwest to search for answers to questions raised at the end of Pennies for the Ferryman. Malicious spirits will stand in his way and danger lurks around every corner.
Spirals of Destiny Book Two: Sorceress - Fourth quarter 2011 from Gryphonwood Press. Kayleigh and Majherri are separated and their world teeters on the brink of war as the young rider must master the powers awakened in her and prepare to face her destiny. The battle scarred unicorn must now struggle against forces attempting to control him as he travels down a dark path.
Short Fiction:
1) Reality Bites! - released on 06/25/2008 in audioformat at Norm Sherman's Drabblecast. Mr. Merrill has a problem. He's a vampire and he's trying to get his life insurance company to pay up.
2) Cookie? - released on 10/15/2008 in audioformat at Norm Sherman's Drabblecast. Little Beth makes a cookie that people will do anything ... absolutely anything for.
3) Rob's Last Day - released on 11/01/2008 at www.everydayfiction.com. We've all had a job like this growing up and we've all wanted to say what's on our mind. This is what can happen.
4) Existence - released on 02/26/2009 by Gryphonwood Press. Horror from the second person point of view. Become a cursed immortal swamp monster and learn what it is like to have your wish granted. Also available at Smashwords in e-book format.
5) A Sharp Mind - released on 04/01/2009 by Necrotic Tissue. This is their last free pdf version before they go to a paying format. Learn what it really takes to survive the zombie apocalypse.
6) Fate's Heavy Hand - released 07/20/2009 by Editors Unleashed and Smashwords. This is an anthology containing 40 flash fiction stories. Jim's story reads like a complete novel crammed into a thousand words!
7) Micro Flash Fiction - released 03/15/2010 by Bryce Beattie. This magazine contains Jim's "slice of life" story Background Check and a 140 character microshort as well.
8) Caves of Gold - released 11/29/2010 in The Scroll of Anubis from Library of the Living Dead Press.
Coming soon -
9) Beast Number 27 - Scheduled to appear in Zombology IV from Library of the Living Dead Press. Release Date TBA.
10) The Two-Ply Survival Strategy - Scheduled to appeare in The Moron's Guide to the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse from Library of the Living Dead Press. Release Date TBA.
